After experiencing the intense fear of trying to pay for a bus fare with a £20 note last month, I unsurprisingly took great pleasure joining the bus driver this time, in generating some stereo disdain, which was then directed toward a woman trying to pay for a £1 fare... with a tenner! By Jove, did the pair of us tut and pfft! After much rolling of our eyes, stunned by the levels of audacity some people have these days, I sought to buy a ticket from my new buddy
Me: £2.30 please
Driver: Where are you going?
Me: Headingley...No, sorry. Hyde Park
Driver: Hyde Park? (looking puzzled)
Me: Brudenell Road?
Driver: I don't know where Brudenell Road is.
Me: You don't know where Brudenell Road is??
Driver: I'm not from round here mate!
Me: Well, where were you planning on taking us all?
Driver: Get off this bus
Driver: Where are you going?
Me: Headingley...No, sorry. Hyde Park
Driver: Hyde Park? (looking puzzled)
Me: Brudenell Road?
Driver: I don't know where Brudenell Road is.
Me: You don't know where Brudenell Road is??
Driver: I'm not from round here mate!
Me: Well, where were you planning on taking us all?
Driver: Get off this bus
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